Things You Don't Need to Do in Star Wars

This is a list of things that the characters of Star Wars (Luke, Leia, Han, etc.) don't seem to need to do. Since none of the events in the list take place, we're assuming they are irrelevant to citizens of the Star Wars Universe:

In Star Wars, you don't need to:

1. Eat (Unless it's at Yoda's Hut) -- Peter B.

2. Go to the bathroom -- Peter B.

3. Shower P.U. -- Peter B.

4. Pay Taxes (must be heaven!) -- Peter B.

5. Know more than one language; you can always understand what an alien is saying (and vice-versa) -- Peter B.

Be sure to add to this list if you have a clever entry. Include the entry and your name. Thanks.

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