The Star Wars Drinking Game

The Star Wars Drinking Game is an immensly popular game that has countless different versions, and is an incredibly good way to get really sick! This is The Smuggler's Guild Version of the Star Wars Drinking Game. So, all you need is to print this list out, get a ton of soda (NOT beer; alcohol is bad!!), and drink a can every time that one of these things happens! The game ends when you watch the entire trilogy, or when you vomit profusely and slump to the floor unconscious! Have fun, and may the Force be with you!!

Drink a can (or bottle if you're nuts) whenever:
  • C-3PO exclaims that they're doomed
  • A laser blast hits the wall but causes no damage
  • There is a conversation about something completely unintelligeble
  • There is a heated argument with bad acting
  • Darth Vader chokes a lousy British actor
  • C-3PO insults R2-D2 for his stupid comment (which usually turns out to be an intelligent comment)
  • You see a Jawa (okay, I mean AFTER the big Jawa-scene, unless you want to get sick)
  • Someone saves Luke's butt when he should by all rights be dead
  • One of those mouse-droids scurries past
  • Chewbacca is referred to as a "thing" or an inanimate object
  • A bunch of Imperial sharp-shooter fire at the heros from a distance of 10 feet and miss
  • Someone insults Chewbacca for no reason
  • Anyone says "I've got a bad feeling about this"
  • Han Solo does something stupid with his blaster
  • Chewbacca looks like a leftover costume from Planet of the Apes
  • Han Solo talks about or makes reference to his reward
  • That "powering-down" sound effect is played
  • The screen flickers during a special effect
  • Vader's and Kenobi's lightsabers are the wrong colors
  • C-3PO blames R2-D2 for something that is completely out of their control
  • A pilot crashes even though they had more than enough time to eject
  • You see someone that already died before that point
  • Leia makes a smart remark to Han Solo
  • Han gets jealous of Leia's attention to Luke
  • C-3PO totally annoys Han Solo by helping him
  • Yoda starts talking backwards
  • C-3PO annoys you (okay, you'll really get sick on this one!)
  • Han Solo does a stupid and useless maneuver in the Millenium Falcon
  • Han and Leia start insulting each other and end up kissing
  • Lando does that pretty-boy smile of his
  • Darth Vader alters his deal with Lando
  • The changes in the Special Edition are worse than the original
  • Jabba the Hutts starts laughing for no apparent reason
  • Jabba laughs at a potentially hazardous situation
  • Boba Fett's helmet-antenna switches sides
  • You can count Leia's ribs
  • They start to attack the Death Star, but break off and regroup
  • The Emperor is really sarcastic to Luke
  • Ewoks try to destroy Imperial walkers with rocks and sticks
  • You think one of the Ewok-scenes with tons of carnage is cute
  • You wonder if anyone has actually played this game